By Justus E. Taylor

88 Words

Copyright © 2009 by Justus E. Taylor


        You said you were a goddess,
        Just so I'd marry you.
        But Now I've seen you use deodorant.
        I've heard rude noises in the bed at night,
        and caught you heading for the bathroom.
        I've heard you trying to clear your throat every morning,
        and heard you belch after a glass of beer.
        I witnessed you brushing your teeth and spitting out.
        I've seen you cutting your toenails.
        You even pick your nose in secret,
        and replace rolls of toilet paper.
        You lied!
        You're human!
        And that's disgusting!